Tomato

Tomato (otherwise known by many other nicknames) is a first generation Soup Pot member. He originated in the depths of Minecraft blocks. More will be updated soon.

Witty and worldly-wise in the ways of innuendo and double entendre, Tomato is the pastor's-son-turned-black-sheep. His dexterity in switching between desktop screens almost matches his ability to mine cobblestone. With the hair of Justin Bieber and the fashion sense of an 80s kid, he is famous for his self-deprecatory jokes, as well as his risqué and ribald humor. Among all the members of TSP, his denomination is the closest to apostasy. Although this may come as a surprise, it all makes sense since Tomato claims to be the Evil One himself.

Veritas Bio

A famous man once said, "I hate hypocrisy, unless I'm doing it." Actually he is not famous and is a moron, I just wanted to start the bio the same way Iron Man 3 started because the rest of the bio, and the rest of my life, will be similar to Iron Man 3; mediocre and inconsequential in the larger scheme of things.

Now that i have gotten my Marvel high, lets start with some interesting information about me.

And that's it folks. Maybe I'll come back and fill in the bullet points when my life doesn't suck.

What do I do daily? In general, I sleep, perendinate homework (perendinate means to procrastinate to the day AFTER tomorrow, and I will be rubbing nerdy things like that in your face all bio because I am under the illusion that you actually care about iron man 3), and stare at the sky thinking existential thoughts about my own mortality.

I am thinking of doing an AMA upcoming, maybe I will get some attention to validate my fragile ego. Topics will include: "What it is like evading 'sunlight' and 'outside' (tell me if i spell them wrong, very foreign concepts to me) for 2 years and counting," "Why I am scared of opening up to another person," and "How I stay alive on 2 hours of sleep or less a week." HMU if you are interested in that.

Well, I can't think of any other mediocre jokes so I guess I'm going to stop writing for now.